Our Dumb Lives

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Into the Black Forest

We had so much fun drinking Cupcake Black Forest Wine, while discussing the important things in life like men using power tools, the first couple eps of Game of Thrones, and spring cleaning. Enjoy!

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Lucky 13: Vodka Is Amusing Water

Here at the frozen tundra of Island Bunker T, we’ve gotten through the winter and decided to record a little catch-up session.

Tara gets a surprise indoor waterfall.

Sassy embarks on a new adventure of event planning.


Dear Diary

WARNING: You’ll learn more about Cassandra in this episode than you really want to know.

This month Cassandra, in the style of Mortified, reads through her sexual coming of age from her junior high and high school journals. It’s a bit self indulgent, but we hope you find it funny and enlightening. :)

Also, you’ll get a review of Return of the Jedi from 1983!

Dust Covered Diary
by Dick Robertson; Bob Miller


Still on the Naughty List

Merry Christmas again! Here’s your second gift!

As a special treat, at the end of this episode, is my gamer version of Santa Baby from 2010. It’s not tooo out of date. lol wants to remind you that in the next year:

Hope you’re having a wonderful holiday season. See you in 2019!


Red Dead Crypticon

Hey, Kats and Kittens!

Merry Christmas! We’ve decided you are on the naughty list, which is the best place to be, in our opinion! So, you get two episodes this week!

In this first episode, I go into excruciating detail on Crypticon and Tara does the same for Red Dead. :D

Hope you enjoy it!


For the first time in recording history, Tara and I finish a whole bottle of spirits in one sitting. That honey whiskey just goes down too smooth!

The truth is, neither of us remember what the hell we talked about in this episode. Can you let us know if we embarrass ourselves?


Oh, Don't We Carry On!

Here in the land of the frozen tundra, Mother Nature has not seen fit to give us any respite from the winter cold on Island Bunker T. What else can one do, except snuggle inside, play video games, talk, and dream of spring flowers and summer breezes?



Maybe, I could help thing of a few things, like incorrectly remembering the Wizard of Oz. Admitting to never being at the House on the Rock.  Sharing these moments with your best friend.




My Generation, Baby!

The great thing about Martinis: they loosen the inhibitions of the mind. The scary thing about Martinis: they loosen the inhibitions of the mind.  We discuss the games we play, donating your stuff to people who need it, the world of current events, the difference of our generation and our parents generation and our Christmas experiences as children. We also have awesome listener questions this week, which causes us to break into song.

It's Martini time!

It's Martini time!


Gil Girard! Tara met Gil Girard! That's all you really need to know, although we also cover Crypticon fun. first kisses, Stranger Things 2, party rooms, Force Awakens vs Rogue One, nakedness, and much more! 



The one where we return after 3 years.

We're back in the saddle, baby! It's like there was never a break in the action. We now return to you, in a new location of Island Bunker T.

Things get freaky as we escape to our own little realm. Won't you please join us this week as we discuss Cosplay, Cheshire cats, driveway surprises and other tidbits of living on the EastSide. Handy tips like how to handle people who are tweaking in line at the pharmacy, and share in our Zombie Apocalypse plans.